a poem to my butthole
Dear butthole, you are so nice and hairy. I love to groom your hairs one by one. I wanna touch you all day and all night. I love you butthole thank you for being there when no one else was. You are my life, you are my pride and joy.
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sorry im being dirty tonight
i cant help myself 3:)
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