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a poem to my butthole

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 03:27:41 -0400

Dear butthole, you are so nice and hairy. I love to groom your hairs one by one. I wanna touch you all day and all night. I love you butthole thank you for being there when no one else was. You are my life, you are my pride and joy.

oh-woah: if you don’t like john mayer then just unfollow me now okay

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 03:24:57 -0400

oh-woah:

if you don’t like john mayer then just unfollow me now okay

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Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:31:15 -0400

oh i willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (;

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:30:57 -0400

oh i willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (;

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Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:25:37 -0400

sorry im being dirty tonight

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:21:00 -0400

i cant help myself 3:)

i pefer bigger

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:08:55 -0400

i pefer bigger

cause-he-was-a-fungi: Happy Fourth of July!

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:02:41 -0400

cause-he-was-a-fungi:

Happy Fourth of July!

elegant-with-class: Want their bodies

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:00:41 -0400

elegant-with-class:

Want their bodies

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Wed, 04 Jul 2012 00:58:48 -0400

1Dsexualfrustrations: A Hazard Of The Job

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 00:56:40 -0400

1Dsexualfrustrations: A Hazard Of The Job:

1dsexualfrustrations:

Enjoy, this is my first fan-fic! Feedback is appreciated!

You work in an emergency department, and have 1 hour left until your shift is over. The head nurse comes over to you asking for you to go treat a patient.
“(Y/N), can you go to curtain area 2, we have an intoxicated patient with…

I've always loved you - Chapter Diez.

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 00:55:04 -0400

onediirection-imagines:

Niall’s POV.

I was so excited to go into the lingerie store, I felt like a little kid on Christmas. I looked at y/n & she was blushing a bit. I grabbed her hand & we walked around the store. y/n wouldn’t pick anything out, but I did. I picked out four outfits for her. (x)She would tell me no every time, but I ignored her. I know she would look good in them, she looks good pretty much everything. “You’re trying these on for me later at home.” I whisper in her ear. I can see her face turn a light red & she giggled.

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wicked-wonder-land: Pinch pinch

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 00:49:46 -0400

wicked-wonder-land:

Pinch pinch